There's the man's version, that I was given. And then there's the woman's take on the man's version.
World's Shortest Fairy Tale -- Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. -- The end.
World's Shortest Load of Shit -- Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' Her reason for such an emphatic answer was for his lack of grammar, hick attitudes, and horrible athleticism. The guy lived in a drunken state of beer and scotch with NO money in the bank because of his gambling addiction, drinking problem, and penchant for prostitutes. -- The End.
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