Underoos

Last night ended up being an epic night.  First I get home late and had forgotten to eat dinner earlier, so I ate some macaroni.  I proceeded to have the choking experience of a lifetime.  I saved my own life though, by providing myself the Heimlich maneuver. And out comes flying the macaroni.

And then, I was up late writing a paper.  Yes, the night before it's due.  No, my professor does not read this blog.  I hope.

I moved around.  I sat at my desk.  Got distracted.  So, I sat on the floor to watch figure skating and write.  Of course, getting as distracted as a girl can get.  Then I moved to my bed.  Yes, I moved to my bed to make me concentrate on my paper.  Yes, at 11:45 at night.  No, I don't really make sense to me either.  So, around 1:00 in the morning, I get up to get ready for bed.  And I discover that I have the world's biggest wedgie.  I honestly am not quite sure how I managed to not have to go to the emergency room to have it extracted.

And of course, waking up at 5:00 means I'm rather tired.  So I stop by Starbs on my way in to work and take my first sip of the coffee based drink I had purchased.

I was transported to Big O Heaven.  Yes, one slurp of coffee did it for me.  The big "it".  Yes, I'm assuming you're probably thinking I don't get out much.

And you'd be right.