Steak and BJ Day

I was at a bar on Wednesday night.  Yes, a work night.  Yes, after class.  Yes, I am a delinquent.

While at the bar, I spoke with some young men.  Yes, huge surprise, that I, Morgan Ashley, would speak to anybody.

Why did we speak?  Because the term "Steak and BJ Day" was overheard and it was necessary to find out exactly what this is.

So what is this you ask?  Well, you can go to the web site (I kid you not, web site, replete with sexy ads for hooking up): http://www.steakandbjday.com/ or you can read on...

Steak and BJ Day falls on March 14th every year as the response to Val Day.  As the young man explained it, women get flowers and a nice dinner, men get steak and a bj.

I inquired how this was fair, as if I'm to dish out the goods, I'd expect them done first.

After staring at me with open mouths for a few seconds (you must remember, people are not used to a cute lil gal who's got a mouth like a sailor), they sputtered that gals get flowers and dinner, that's how it goes.

I no longer wondered why these poor gentlemen were single.  Worse, all three are somehow in the law profession, did they miss the class on quid pro quo?  Reciprocation?  Do unto others as you want done unto you?

So, laddies, should you want your Steak and BJ Day to be a thrilling ride, remember to make Val Day a thrilling ride for your lass.

And ladies, don't hesitate to undercook the steak and feign that time of the month if he doesn't owe up.