Weight Loss

I have found the ultimate secret to weight loss.  Overnight I lost 3.4 pounds.  Did I eat crazy weird?  Nope.  I actually ate crap.  Did I workout crazy much?  Nope.  I actually did nothing.  So what did I do?!  Cried buckets.

I swear it works!  3.4 pounds.  Overnight!

I'm going to patent this and become a multi-billionaire!

I'm going to have a whole program.  Starting out with bits of animals dying working up to multiple movies of sob stories.  Clearly, chocoalte and the like must not be turned to and a few crunches throughout would be helpful.

But... YES.  The answer to all of my problems have been solved.  All because the male species have their heads up their asses.

Thank you men!

Now I gotta figure out how to cry every dang day like that.  Losing 3 pounds a night would be AWESOME.