Who wouldn't want to read this blog with a title like that???
First up... The Biggest Loser.
I could go on and on about the motivation and the inspiration and the hope and the blah blah blah.
I'm most definitely not.
Why? Because I giggled halfway through it.
There was one particular girl who was once kinda cute and now just looks like trailer park trash - I don't care how much weight she lost. A cute dark bob turned into an orange bleached blonde badly cute pixie, and a dress that showed her weight loss up top, but showed her thighs as these thick jiggling stumps.
Even funnier??? I was NOT the only one who was thinking these things. I broach the topic with my girl Christine, who tells me that she was thinking the same things! Then we proceeded to gossip like mean prep school high schoolers, it was fabulous.
And the sex...
Only a few moments ago, another friend and I were discussing the benefits of waiting to have intimate relations until having a relationship.
Her: I had intended to wait until I was in a monotonous relationship before having sex again.
Me: A monogamous one my dear. If you had a monotonous one, I'd cry for you.
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