Bad Habit

For this of you who have known me for longer than five minutes, you know I have one particularly bad habit.

I drink a lot of liquids wherever I'm at, don't go to the bathroom, and always get stuck with a long commute home.

Well, it's happened again. But, tonight, it's worse.

I'm sitting on train one of my two train commute (with a 20 minute wait between trains), when I read an advertisement. It's a Mickey D's ad and it says something the effect that it's so good, it'll make you pop. I totally thought it said, it's so good, it'll make you poop. Then I almost peed my pants trying so hard not to laugh out loud and make people look at me funny.

Welcome to my life.