Top Gear

I'm watching Top Gear on netflix (whoo for the show being on instant watch or whatever it's called!) and loving it.  I was turned onto this show by Thou Who Shalt Not Be Named and while I rarely like to have memories of said person on hand, this show breaks that particular rule.

Tonight, I watched one of the "specials" where the guys traveled the length of Boliva/Chile.  Condoms, Tampax, and Viagra all made key appearances on this show.  Various words like penis and whatnot have showed up on other shows.

Does American television even ALLOW for such things?!  Aaaahhh.  To watch the un-prude-ish-ness of some things.  I'm starting to wonder if I'm in the totally wrong part of the world.

And not going to lie, Jeremy Clarkson's style... All I have to do is find a man dressed like that... Then, I shall be happy.  And if he can drive like that too... Yum yum!  And I really want his watches.  So you have your celebrity crush and I have mine... albeit it, a kinda weird one.  But... them's the way the wind blows.

Now... I just need to go find myself a prepster who knows how to drive... How difficult will this really be?  Ehh... I mean, it is just a man...

And I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.

Fucking difficult. 

P.s. the F-bomb is NOT allowed on television.  Because God forbid we ruin our childrens' ears with crappy language.  I mean, rude and offensive language.  Other words that may make this list are...

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